cynicalturtle

Gender:
Man 
Age:
52
Location:
Merced, California, United States
About Me:

Sarcastic and cynical widowed single father. Caring to a fault for the people that I trust. I can always find a joke regardless of the situation. Avid punster. Tech head. Great cook, and baker. Passionate, and affectionate (yes to PDA). I may not trust people, but I will always try to help. Was married for just shy of 28 years when my wife passed away. My kids say that I'm a decent guy, but I have a hard time believing them. Brutally honest, but you will always know where I stand, and you stand. NOT a sports fan. Love anime, SciFi, and Fantasy. My favorite type of music is female. Age and ethnicity are irrelevant. If we get along, nothing else matters. I'm cynical because life has knocked me around. I will never understand a "Pollyanna".

Who I'd Like to Meet:

Honest, caring, affectionate, passionate, fun woman that knows how to smile and laugh. A friend through all seasons. I don't base my friendships on preconceptions.

How I feel about The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints:

Born and raised in The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. Served a mission in New Jersey. Married in the Temple. Active church attendance. I attend church because of the doctrine, not for the social conventions, or traditions. I do not and will not claim perfection. I am a better man because I go, not a good man. I have faith in God, and the Gospel, not in humans.

Church
Mission:
Yes 
Temple Status:
Temple Recommend 
Church Attendance:
Regularly 
Appearance
Body type:
Large 
Height:
6' 1" 
Eyes:
Blue 
Hair:
Bald 
Ethnicity:
Caucasian (white) 
Lifestyle
Social Setting:
Somewhat shy, Home body, Better in small groups, Comic relief 
TV watching:
Movies, Sitcoms 
Music:
Classical, Classic Rock, Country/Western, Dance/Disco, Eighties, Jazz, Heavy Metal, Pop / Top 40, Punk, Rock n Roll, Seventies, Soul/Rhythm and Blues 
Sense of humor:
Clever / Quick witted, Dry / Sarcastic, Campy / Cheesy, Goofy 
Political Views:
Very conservative 
Interests:
Art, Church activities, Church / Community service, Computers / Internet, Cooking, Crafts, Dining, Family, Gaming, Health / Fitness, Listening to music, Movies, Playing music, Reading, Religion, Television, Travel, Visiting the temple 
Home and family
Marital status:
Widowed 
Have kids:
Yes - at home full-time 
Want (more) kids:
Not sure 
Living situation:
With kids 
Looking For:
Marriage 
Income:
$50,000 to $74,999 
Professional life
Education:
Some college 
Employment status:
Full-time 
Occupation:
Other