Columbus, Indiana, United States
About Me:

I an avid fan of sarcasm and it seems that is my only means of communicating effectively so please don't take anything I say personally.

I am a single father with 4 kids, however only 2 still live at home with me. I have tried getting rid of the last 2 but it is proving harder to do than I had at first thought. Apparently the government doesn't approve of posting them for sale on Craig's List and Facebook Marketplace. I have also tried driving them out into the middle of the woods and releasing them back into the wild to be with their own kind, but they just keep finding their way home. Maybe I will just trade them for a used motorcycle or a case of Mt Dew.

Contrary to what you might be thinking, I am a professional with a great job that I love. I am a Business Intelligence Developer and I work in Carmel, so most of my week is spent in the Indianapolis area sitting on the 465

I am the youngest of 5 kids. Being the youngest had it's advantages. By the time I was a teenager, my parents had long given up any desire to enforce rules anymore. So I got away with a lot more than my siblings and they won't let me live it down. I don't really know why I am telling you this because it doesn't help make me look good at all, but I am too lazy to delete this so I guess it stays.

In all seriousness I am looking for someone who is easy to talk to and communicate with. Someone who enjoys spending time together either going out for the evening or just sitting at home watching tv on the couch together. I hope to find someone who can make a hard day better just with her smile. I want to be excited to wake up each morning, and come home from work each day because that is one more day I get to spend with her. Yes I enjoy Romcoms clearly.

I like to laugh and have a good time. I do not take myself too seriously, and my favorite pastime is just sitting and observing the world around me and pointing out the little things that make me laugh or the absurdities of life.

I am a really shy guy and have a hard time being the first to reach out to someone because my assumption is that you probably don't want to talk to me. So please, if you think you might like to get to know me, don't hesitate to reach out to me.

So enough about why I think you don't want to talk to me, I want to know why you think you don't want to talk to me.

LDS singles I'd Like to Meet:

I am looking for someone calm and patient. Someone who is understanding and loving. I want to find someone who loves to laugh. Someone who is strong in her faith and knows what she wants and needs from her partner and is willing to work together as true partners should.

Church of Jesus Christ:

The promise of families being together forever has got to be the most powerful message the restored gospel has for the world.

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
Temple Status:
Temple Worthy 
Church Attendance:
Body type:
6' 2" 
A little gray 
Caucasian (white) 
Social Setting:
Somewhat shy 
TV watching:
Dramas, Movies, Sitcoms, Sports nut 
Classical, Classic Rock, Country/Western, Eighties, Rock n Roll, Seventies, Soft Rock 
Sense of humor:
Friendly, Clever / Quick witted, Dry / Sarcastic 
Political Views:
Middle of the road 
Art, Church activities, Computers / Internet, Cooking, Dining, Family, Gardening, Movies, Photography, Reading, Television, Travel, Visiting the temple, Watching sports 
Home and family
Marital status:
Have kids:
Yes - at home full-time 
Want (more) kids:
Not sure 
Living situation:
With kids 
$100,000 to $149,999 
Looking For:
Professional life
Bachelor's degree 
Employment status:
Technical / Science / Engineering