Morgan2205

Hey everybody, I don't want you to read a novel in this thing, though I am a writer, so I'll keep it to bullet points.

What I do: college professor (history), free lance writer, tour guide at the nuclear test site.

Some Hobbies: Mystery Science Theater 3000, table top games, live shows good food, adventures with my daughter: motocross, may the 4th, park, game store, ren fair, marvel movies.

What I offer/ good qualities: kind, funny, smart, care about your hobbies, do my own laundry, good single father, taking care of my mom. tries to remember details about your life, will bring you soup when you're sick, rub your back/feet after a long day. Lay you down to bed and clean for you. fill up the tank and change the radio station before exchanging cars (back when me and my ex shared a car.) bring you flowers or chocolate randomly. eventually I want to lie in bed and talk about the future with you.

What I'm looking for: sweet, offers back and neck massages to help my TMJ, isn't critical, super smart (a degree will make me want to rip off your clothes), willing to make my favorite dinner, classy, physically affectionate (when we get to that point), laughs at my lame jokes- only partially out of pity. I work a ton, offering to bring over a pizza and watch a movie with me will make me fall in love.

Turn offs: highly critical, uncouth, judgmental, jokes that make me feel like I'm at my own roast (I read your messages as though you are being serious, if you are trying to be funny you better include an emoticon or something or I'll just think you're mean and move on.) breaking off contact in mid conversation, ghosting me ("thanks but no thanks" isn't hard to type.) one word responses. giving me the runaround when planning first date.

Thanks for reading, drop me a line and we can get together. (Say the word "orange" for bonus points to tell me you've read this.)